Freezbrury waters are imminent, but I sense things are actually hotting up. I’m also conscious it’s Friday before a bank holiday weekend so will keep it light. Let’s just highlight a few significant datapoints from the tsunami of numbers bombarding our screens this week. Then, next week we might dive deeper. Not quite as low as Cruella “Reformed” Braverman, Commandant Greg “Himmler coat” Bovino, Stephen “Peewee German” Miller, or Kristi “ICE Barbie” Noem who definitely fall into wannabe Waffen SS territory. There’s something deliciously ironic about a world which has embarked on an artificial intelligence (AI) space race while “Trump Is Making America Stupider” per The Bulwark newsletter headline. Maybe the bots won’t need to be that good? Anyway, that possibility doesn’t seem to be stalling spending by global technology giants on AI… for now.
My favourite AI datapoints this week come from Microsoft, Meta, Sandisk, OpenAI and ElevenLabs. Given these numbers are like an assault on the senses I think it’s best to present them in bullet form:
- Microsoft’s fiscal Q2 update this week showed its cloud/AI order backlog rocketing by 110% to $625 billion. But, that wasn’t the show stopper or the share price killer (down 10% overnight). A whopping 45% of that backlog ($281 billion) was linked to one private start-up company, OpenAI.
- Meta/Facebook also announced a huge number, but not a future revenue one. Its planned capital spending on AI infrastructure and development this year will be $135 billion. For context, as recently as 2023 Meta did not even generate this much money as its entire year’s REVENUES (not profits).
- Lesser-known memory chip player, Sandisk, was the S&P 500’s best performing stock last year (+577%) as a beneficiary of investors’ search for AI ‘picks and shovels’. That story continues and is a reminder not to quit on your winners. Sandisk’s quarterly update this week beat expectations with 600% earnings growth and another 25% jump in the share price in after-hours trading. So far this year, the Sandisk share price is up 127%. Yep, just January.
- In start-up land ElevenLabs is the hot AI Voice tool backed by Sequoia. It’s not just a hot investment, it’s a hot career choice. Only 0.018% of 180,000 job applicants in a 6 -month period get a job. As the brilliant VC commentator and fund manager, Harry Stebbings, pointed out, you are 200x more likely to get into Harvard.
- Back to OpenAI. Yes, people worry about that famous FT graphic and OpenAI as the potential AI investment “weakest link”. However, the capital cavalry could be on its way. Latest chat is that OpenAI plans to IPO in Q4 2026 with a raise of $100 billion on a valuation close to $1 trillion. For historical context, the previous biggest IPO raise in history was $26 billion by Saudi Aramco.